Are you tired of being a rational, logical, and level-headed individual?
Are you ready to join the ranks of the emotionally-charged, easily-triggered, and perpetually offended? If so, left wing politics may be just what you’re looking for!
As the latest craze sweeping the nation, left wing politics offers a wide range of exciting opportunities to express your outrage and virtue signal to your friends and followers. Whether you’re passionate about climate change, social justice, or identity politics, there’s a left wing cause for you to get behind and fight for.
But be warned: left wing politics is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong commitment to outrage, a willingness to cancel anyone who disagrees with you, and an unshakeable belief that your opinions are not only right, but also morally superior to everyone else’s.
If you’re ready to take the plunge into left wing politics, here are a few tips to get you started:
- Find a cause to get behind: There are so many issues to choose from, it can be overwhelming. Just pick one that speaks to you and run with it. Remember, the more woke you are, the more righteous you’ll feel.
- Learn the lingo…
